Meet... H O B O BEAR.

He showed up at work on morning of Valentines day, inside a cardboard box, passed out drunk on whatever alcohol he could get his hands on. (In this case Pink). (Yes, that is a shopping trolley!)
I was nice enough to give him a home and clean up him, charitable guy that I am. Chocolate seems to like him too.

SHE tried to embarass me at work that day, but the package came before everyone came in. Muahahah
Thank you. =)